Ask for the Madonna bagel, with extra extensions.

Popular belief amongst my crew is that Big Daddy Kane lost it when he appeared in Madonna’s SEX book, wearing his panther Speedo with his socks on (look!).
People act like they didn’t see it coming:

Don’t get me wrong, I like the Kane as much as the next 80’s baby.
I’m just wondering ‘What was he thinking?’

Pause.

Just in case you weren’t aware, Jay-Z used to be the hypeman for him.

Damn, those socks again!