
I want to introduce you guys to more of our friends on this tour, ie today: DJ AYRES from THE RUB and BLU JEMZ, who played with us in Tampa, Minneapolis, Indiana, Kansas City and Cleveland.
AYRES’ little speech before we got on stage was (and pardon me if I don’t quote verbatim):
“Do you like Europe? (yeah! kind of) Straight from the second best continent on earth (?), home of soccer, rugby, cricket and field darts (??), originator of Australian-ruled football (???), which of you Clevelanders ever heard of Carte Blanche? (undescript crowd mumble) Well, they couldn’t be here tonight so here are RITON and DJ MEHDI instead! Anybody here like comedy DJ-ing?!”

BLU JEMZ’s speech was more ’straight to the point’ as he only said: “2 EXPRESS, NO LOCAL STOPS, IT’S TIME TO GET FAT AND COLLECT MY PROPS”. Go figure.
I want to thank them guys for being the funniest mo’fuckas in America and for showing us the best time in the Midwest, home of Dolly, Megan, Hillary and a couple of Jennifers. These colours don’t run, baby! USA! USA!
M.